oh god the rape fog is back!
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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