I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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