Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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