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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

how do you feel about lunch break shots ?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.

(513): View more from Ohio

I stole a bike. Here's a pic

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(330): View more from Ohio

Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

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(513): View more from Ohio

She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that

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