Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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