so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My pussy is not your playground.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
wow bdsm is so cute
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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