bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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