waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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