Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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