Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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