That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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