I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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