I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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