what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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