I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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