i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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