I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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