he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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