My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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