He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just found puke in my bra..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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