i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
