did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
As shirtless as possible
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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