Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize