I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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