I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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