Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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