Who wears a wallet chain?!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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