His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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