I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
