Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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