i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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