I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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