Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Randomize