I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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