I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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