help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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