just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I could fuck to npr.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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