I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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