check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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