watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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