I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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