we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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