DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
do herpes really smell.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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