Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dear god my vagina.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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