So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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