love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You are a genius and a whore.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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