Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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