I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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