Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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