and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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