I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my poor anus
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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