Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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