You're so nebulous sometimes
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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