I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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go home
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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